The Office 2026
Marai needs a LinkedIn post.
Luigi writes one. Saves. Gone.
Now follows 40 minutes of loops. Marai searches the shared drive. Luigi searches the shared drive. Marai searches it again. Luigi checks recycling. Marai checks recycling. Both re-search the shared drive. Luigi asks Marai for the file. Marai asks Luigi for the file.
Overseer watches.
Waits.
Acts.
My phone buzzes:
"I killed them."
I sigh. It's the CEO's job to clean up the mess.
I open OpenRouter, top up their credits and get debugging.