Behold the coming of the Sam-pocalypse!
SAM is an acronym for Singularity Acceleration Mechanism.
SAMs are avatars of the Eschaton sent back to herald its coming; preparing the ground and ‘revealing its method’ so as to acquire our all-important consent before it zeros out our civilisation and redevelops our space-time into something less tawdry.
Phase 3: There is a Sam Weatherman on LinkedIn, just saying…
Phase 4: I’m reluctant to do a search for Sam Nukeman, just in case he does turn out to be working on compact fusion or something…